One spring a very well-to-do lady visited the pottery.  The first thing she said to me was, "Look at all the chives growing in your yard."

She was clearly not from the South and did not know that those 'chives' were 'wild onions'.  I guess her gardener hadn't pointed that out to her yet.  More likely, she had an exquisite yard and did not have such exotic species as I do in my yard like wild onions, clover, dandelion, chick weed, and Bermuda grass along with my Kentucky bluegrass and fescue.